recipesforweebs:

So you’re sitting there, quietly staring at your latest Azunyan figure and you’re thinking “damn, that anime strawberry shortcake looks flip floppin’ delicious, I sure wish my waifu could come into existence and cook it for me”WELL FEAR NOT, I HAVE A SOLUTION. no, I don’t have a machine that will bring your piece of shit waifu into existence, BUT I DO HAVE A RECIPE FOR A JAPANESE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE. So we’re gonna make one, together, and who knows, maybe in 2000-and-never, your waifu WILL be real, and then you can make this delicious gift from god together.
~
Japanese Strawberry Shortcake(serves: fuckin idk its a whole fuckin cake god)adapted from: x

Ingredients for yellow cake-
NOT yellow cake mix. I swear if y’all use this boxed shit i will come over to your house and eat literally all of your pets and maybe some of your siblings.
4 eggs
8 Tbsp sugar
6 Tbsp all purpose flour
2 Tbsp corn flour
3 Tbsp butter, melted and cooled
Ingredients for stabilized whipped cream-
1 1/2 cup of heavy whipping cream
1 1/2 Tbsp sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 tsp unflavored gelatin
4 tsp water
Ingredients for the syrup’d strawberries-
1 - 1 1/2 cups of strawberries
1/4 cup water
1/4 cup sugar
~Procedure (cake):
Back away from your lap top and close that really risque dating sim full of attractive, gay, anime men. Trust me, this cake will be worth your time away.
Preheat the oven to a little under 350 F.
Put the eggs and sugar in a bowl and place the bowl on top of another bowl containing hot water, beat the mixture and whisk until everything’s combined and warmed up.
Remove the bowl from the water bowl and continue beating the egg mixture until it triples in volume and turns very pale, which will take about 30 minutes.
For this, I definitely recommend an electric beater, because unlike Alien Flamenco, we do not have the strength of like 50 billion people. 
During the last 2 or 3 minutes, beat on the lowest speed to stabilize the mixture and eliminate large bubbles. When the egg mixture has reached the ribbon stage, sift in the flour a little at a time. Incorporate each flour addition fully before moving on to the next batch. 
Fold in the melted butter using a rubber spatula.
Pour the batter from a height of approximately 10 inches into two 8” cake tins.
Lift the tin and drop it gently onto the table top twice to eliminate air bubbles. Place the cakes in the oven and bake for about 25 minutes, until it’s golden at the top and when you stick a tooth pick in it, the tooth pick comes out cleaner and purer than a moeblob anime girl.
Procedure for the syrup (this shit is literally so easy ugh)-
combine sugar and water in a saucepan
allow it to simmer until both ingredients are totally combined
take off heat and allow it to cool
Procedure for stabilized whipped cream-Okay, do me a favor, please. NEVER EVER fucking use canned whipped cream ever again. That shit’s so gross and so useless and super irrelevant when you can just make the whipped cream your fucking self. This recipe is a stabilized version, but please click here if you just want good, ol fashion delicious whipped cream that tastes SO much better than that shitty excuse people spray from gross ass cans.
Place cold water in a small sauce pan and sprinkle the gelatin over the surface of the water. Don’t mix it, let it stand for about 5 minutes.
Place the saucepan over low heat and stir constantly with a wooden spoon just until the gelatin dissolves. Be as consistent as you would be when it comes to marathoning that one anime about tragic magical lesbians. MadoHomu fo lyfe yo.
Remove the saucepan from the heat and cool to room temperature.
Combine sugar, vanilla and heavy cream in a mixing bowl and beat with an electric mixer until slightly thickened. 
Then, add the gelatin mixture while beating slowly, allowing all that biz to combine . Once it’s all incorporated, whip it at a high speed until it forms stiff peaks. 
SO YOU FINISHED ALL THE PARTS OF THE CAKE. ARE YOU PROUD? DO YOU WANT A COOKIE? well too fucking bad. 1) i don’t even have a cookie on me, and 2) you still need to assemble this work of art.
Assembly of Cake-
Reserve like 6 to 8 strawberries to decorate the cake, and then thinly slice the rest of them (or just slice them in halves) like some sort of Top Chef prodigy.
Take the two cake layers and brush the syrup over the top part of the first layer of the cake. That keeps shit super moist (i hate that word) and delish.
spread a layer of cream on top of that, and then top that layer of cream with some delicious fucking sliced strawberries. Then spread some more cream over the strawberries. 
Brush the remaining layer of cake (only the inner side) with the syrup mixture again and place it atop the strawberries and cream.
Then, cover the entire cake with the rest of the whipped cream, and decorate the top with strawberries and cute shit, or maybe the name of some precious shota from your favorite manga (cough Nai from Karneval cough)
Keep the cake chilled until the time of serving. If you plan on serving it immediately, try to let it refrigerate for at least 15 minutes before serving.
~
AND BAM. FUCKIN DONEENJOY EATING THIS DELICIOUS FUCKIN CAKE ALONG WITH YOUR CURRY AND CROQUETTES FOR THE FINAL EPISODES OF KILL LA KILL AND SAMURAI FLAMENCOenjoy that shit with some bitter black tea in homage to our Queen Satsuki-sama, and have a fabulous time crying over all these rad characters. I’ll be doing the same. 

recipesforweebs:

So you’re sitting there, quietly staring at your latest Azunyan figure and you’re thinking “damn, that anime strawberry shortcake looks flip floppin’ delicious, I sure wish my waifu could come into existence and cook it for me”

WELL FEAR NOT, I HAVE A SOLUTION. 

no, I don’t have a machine that will bring your piece of shit waifu into existence, BUT I DO HAVE A RECIPE FOR A JAPANESE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE. 

So we’re gonna make one, together, and who knows, maybe in 2000-and-never, your waifu WILL be real, and then you can make this delicious gift from god together.

~

Japanese Strawberry Shortcake
(serves: fuckin idk its a whole fuckin cake god)
adapted from: x

Ingredients for yellow cake-

  • NOT yellow cake mix. I swear if y’all use this boxed shit i will come over to your house and eat literally all of your pets and maybe some of your siblings.
  • 4 eggs
  • 8 Tbsp sugar
  • 6 Tbsp all purpose flour
  • 2 Tbsp corn flour
  • 3 Tbsp butter, melted and cooled

Ingredients for stabilized whipped cream-

  • 1 1/2 cup of heavy whipping cream
  • 1 1/2 Tbsp sugar
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 tsp unflavored gelatin
  • 4 tsp water

Ingredients for the syrup’d strawberries-

  • 1 - 1 1/2 cups of strawberries
  • 1/4 cup water
  • 1/4 cup sugar

~

Procedure (cake):

  • Back away from your lap top and close that really risque dating sim full of attractive, gay, anime men. Trust me, this cake will be worth your time away.
  • Preheat the oven to a little under 350 F.
  • Put the eggs and sugar in a bowl and place the bowl on top of another bowl containing hot water, beat the mixture and whisk until everything’s combined and warmed up.
  • Remove the bowl from the water bowl and continue beating the egg mixture until it triples in volume and turns very pale, which will take about 30 minutes.
  • For this, I definitely recommend an electric beater, because unlike Alien Flamenco, we do not have the strength of like 50 billion people. 
  • During the last 2 or 3 minutes, beat on the lowest speed to stabilize the mixture and eliminate large bubbles. When the egg mixture has reached the ribbon stage, sift in the flour a little at a time. Incorporate each flour addition fully before moving on to the next batch. 
  • Fold in the melted butter using a rubber spatula.
  • Pour the batter from a height of approximately 10 inches into two 8” cake tins.
  • Lift the tin and drop it gently onto the table top twice to eliminate air bubbles. Place the cakes in the oven and bake for about 25 minutes, until it’s golden at the top and when you stick a tooth pick in it, the tooth pick comes out cleaner and purer than a moeblob anime girl.

Procedure for the syrup (this shit is literally so easy ugh)-

  • combine sugar and water in a saucepan
  • allow it to simmer until both ingredients are totally combined
  • take off heat and allow it to cool

Procedure for stabilized whipped cream-
Okay, do me a favor, please. NEVER EVER fucking use canned whipped cream ever again. That shit’s so gross and so useless and super irrelevant when you can just make the whipped cream your fucking self. This recipe is a stabilized version, but please click here if you just want good, ol fashion delicious whipped cream that tastes SO much better than that shitty excuse people spray from gross ass cans.

  • Place cold water in a small sauce pan and sprinkle the gelatin over the surface of the water. Don’t mix it, let it stand for about 5 minutes.
  • Place the saucepan over low heat and stir constantly with a wooden spoon just until the gelatin dissolves. Be as consistent as you would be when it comes to marathoning that one anime about tragic magical lesbians. MadoHomu fo lyfe yo.
  • Remove the saucepan from the heat and cool to room temperature.
  • Combine sugar, vanilla and heavy cream in a mixing bowl and beat with an electric mixer until slightly thickened. 
  • Then, add the gelatin mixture while beating slowly, allowing all that biz to combine . Once it’s all incorporated, whip it at a high speed until it forms stiff peaks. 

SO YOU FINISHED ALL THE PARTS OF THE CAKE. ARE YOU PROUD? DO YOU WANT A COOKIE? well too fucking bad. 1) i don’t even have a cookie on me, and 2) you still need to assemble this work of art.

Assembly of Cake-

  • Reserve like 6 to 8 strawberries to decorate the cake, and then thinly slice the rest of them (or just slice them in halves) like some sort of Top Chef prodigy.
  • Take the two cake layers and brush the syrup over the top part of the first layer of the cake. That keeps shit super moist (i hate that word) and delish.
  • spread a layer of cream on top of that, and then top that layer of cream with some delicious fucking sliced strawberries. Then spread some more cream over the strawberries. 
  • Brush the remaining layer of cake (only the inner side) with the syrup mixture again and place it atop the strawberries and cream.
  • Then, cover the entire cake with the rest of the whipped cream, and decorate the top with strawberries and cute shit, or maybe the name of some precious shota from your favorite manga (cough Nai from Karneval cough)
  • Keep the cake chilled until the time of serving. If you plan on serving it immediately, try to let it refrigerate for at least 15 minutes before serving.

~

AND BAM. FUCKIN DONE

ENJOY EATING THIS DELICIOUS FUCKIN CAKE ALONG WITH YOUR CURRY AND CROQUETTES FOR THE FINAL EPISODES OF KILL LA KILL AND SAMURAI FLAMENCO

enjoy that shit with some bitter black tea in homage to our Queen Satsuki-sama, and have a fabulous time crying over all these rad characters. I’ll be doing the same. 

Another Morning

seitekishoujo:

Even now, an anxious feeling, like that 
Unbearable incident, still lingers in me 

How sad, no one came to find me 
Lost child! The announcement never came 
Beyond the door there are no promises
But let’s go, a new morning is here 

Another morning
Another morning 
Happy rebirthday! 

Happy rebirthday to the pillows. 

I used to be that lost child. Then, I met the pillows and my life changed. oh Yeaaaaaahhh.

JLPT N3 Kanji 5&6

koidragonrising:

Lists taken from the Nihongo So-Matome N3 Series.

5.

指定 してい   Specify, designate

指定席 していせき   Reserved seat

指 ゆび   Finger

指輪 ゆびわ   Ring

定休日 ていきゅうび   A set/regular holiday

安定 あんてい    Stable

出席 しゅっせき   Attend

欠席 けっせき   Absence

自由(な) じゆう(な)  Free

自由席 じゆうせき   Non-reserved seat

理由 りゆう   Reason

番号 ばんごう   Number

~番 ~ばん   Number…

~番線 ~ばんせん    Line (platform) number…

窓 まど   Window

窓口 まどぐち   Teller’s window

両側 りょうがわ   Both sides

窓側 まだがわ   Window seat

通路 つうろ   Aisle

道路 どうろ   Road

線路 せんろ   Railway

 6.

停車 ていしゃ   Stop a vehicle

バス亭 ばすてい   Bus stop

整理 せいり  Tidy

整理券 せいりけん   Numbered/ordered tickets

乗車券 じょうしゃけん   Boarding ticket

駐車券 ちゅうしゃけん   Parking ticket

回数券 かいすうけん   Book of commuter tickets

現金 げんきん   Cash

現れる あらわれる   Appear

表現 ひょうげん   Expression

両親 りょうしん   Parents

~両 ~りょう   …cars on a train

取り換える とりかえる   Exchange

両替 りょうがえ   Exchange

着替える きがえる   Change clothes

優先席 ゆうせんせき   Priority seat

女優 じょゆう   Actress

優しい やさしい   Kind

座席 ざせき   Seat

座る すわる   Sit

降車口 こうしゃぐち   Exit (for getting off)

降りる おりる   To get off (e.g. the train)

以降 いこう   After…

降る ふる   To fall (e.g. rain)

My wonderful boyfriend Mr.Maeda has designed some Sun Fish Line stickers. Click the image or click here to see them.
マンボウ (Manbo) is Japanese for Sun Fish.
If you don’t use the Line app, you should, ‘cause it’s great (unlimited messaging, cute themes and stickers, free calls, cross platform support on phones PC/Mac etc)!The digital stickers cost 100円 or about $1 US for unlimited lifetime use. Please help to support us in his new career as a freelance designer by reblogging this post and considering buying his stickers. We really appreciate all of your support and are planning a special something to thank all of the Tumblr users who help to support us in making him a success! We really are very grateful to you all.
nihongogogo & isssan

My wonderful boyfriend Mr.Maeda has designed some Sun Fish Line stickers. Click the image or click here to see them.

マンボウ (Manbo) is Japanese for Sun Fish.


If you don’t use the Line app, you should, ‘cause it’s great (unlimited messaging, cute themes and stickers, free calls, cross platform support on phones PC/Mac etc)!

The digital stickers cost 100円 or about $1 US for unlimited lifetime use. Please help to support us in his new career as a freelance designer by reblogging this post and considering buying his stickers. We really appreciate all of your support and are planning a special something to thank all of the Tumblr users who help to support us in making him a success! We really are very grateful to you all.

nihongogogoisssan